Sometimes I click the Police Blotter link from Katie's page and I just crack up so I wanted to share my thoughts!!
Police Blotter (Ellensburg Area)
Police report
The following are some of the calls received by Kittcom from Nov. 1-2.
A Park Place residence was reportedly egged.
--Is this illegal? What charge would it be...."EGGravated Assult"?
A subject reportedly damaged a fence at a Water Street residence.
--Is this a police issue?
An elk head and tag were reported stolen from Pumphouse Hill Road in Cle Elum.
--Thats just gross and wrong!
A truck was reportedly driving under the speed limit on Water Street, forcing other drivers to illegally pass.
--If this road was on the way to 4-corners Safeway...it would be a good possibility that it was CAR-CAR!
A vehicle’s tire reportedly had four holes poked in it on Berry Road.
--Well hell! I had two nails in my tire...good thing it didn't happen on Berry Road, they would've had to call the SPECIAL CRIME UNIT!
Police Blotter (Ellensburg Area)
Police report
The following are some of the calls received by Kittcom from Nov. 1-2.
A Park Place residence was reportedly egged.
--Is this illegal? What charge would it be...."EGGravated Assult"?
A subject reportedly damaged a fence at a Water Street residence.
--Is this a police issue?
An elk head and tag were reported stolen from Pumphouse Hill Road in Cle Elum.
--Thats just gross and wrong!
A truck was reportedly driving under the speed limit on Water Street, forcing other drivers to illegally pass.
--If this road was on the way to 4-corners Safeway...it would be a good possibility that it was CAR-CAR!
A vehicle’s tire reportedly had four holes poked in it on Berry Road.
--Well hell! I had two nails in my tire...good thing it didn't happen on Berry Road, they would've had to call the SPECIAL CRIME UNIT!
Suspected burglars reportedly used the toilet and soiled the carpet after breaking into a state Route 903 residence in Ronald.
--Now thats "shitty"!
A truck was allegedly rear-ended by another vehicle on Mountain View Avenue.
--Was this in connection with the "slow moving" incident mentioned above?
A male subject was reportedly sending threatening e-mails to his ex-girlfriend.
--OH SHIT!!! People call the cops about this? GOOD TO KNOW!
A deer was allegedly struck on Riverbottom Road and was blocking the roadway.
-- "Allegedly"... was the damn thing hit or not?
A Ruby Street residence’s door had reportedly been open for about seven hours.
--SO.....close it!!
Fire calls
The following are some of the calls responded to by fire and ambulance crews from Nov. 1-2.
A 67-year-old woman complained of abnormal breathing in Ellensburg.
A 22-year-old man reported chest pain on 11th Avenue.
A 12-year-old boy said he had chest pains on First Avenue.
A 47-year-old woman reported chest pain on Canyon Road.
Graham Road residents said neighbors had been burning for the past week and excessive smoke lingered.
--OKAY......I got this!! The 3 breathing/chest issues were reported by neighbors on Graham Road!!
HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!
--Now thats "shitty"!
A truck was allegedly rear-ended by another vehicle on Mountain View Avenue.
--Was this in connection with the "slow moving" incident mentioned above?
A male subject was reportedly sending threatening e-mails to his ex-girlfriend.
--OH SHIT!!! People call the cops about this? GOOD TO KNOW!
A deer was allegedly struck on Riverbottom Road and was blocking the roadway.
-- "Allegedly"... was the damn thing hit or not?
A Ruby Street residence’s door had reportedly been open for about seven hours.
--SO.....close it!!
Fire calls
The following are some of the calls responded to by fire and ambulance crews from Nov. 1-2.
A 67-year-old woman complained of abnormal breathing in Ellensburg.
A 22-year-old man reported chest pain on 11th Avenue.
A 12-year-old boy said he had chest pains on First Avenue.
A 47-year-old woman reported chest pain on Canyon Road.
Graham Road residents said neighbors had been burning for the past week and excessive smoke lingered.
--OKAY......I got this!! The 3 breathing/chest issues were reported by neighbors on Graham Road!!
HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!
2 comments:
That is funny...When we first moved out to Maple Valley over 35 years ago that is how the Vally paper read!! It would tell you that the Jones dog killed the Smiths chickens..
Oh for the good old days..
Mom
oh man, i so wish you could be a special coorespondant for the daily record. ellensburg would love you!
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