~Black Friday~

I have a few links to help you prepare
For the craziest shopping day of the year!
So take a minute before you go
Cause there is a few things you need to know!!

First make a list of items to buy
Don't leave without a plan....you just might die!

Second, make arrangements and leave the kids home
People get nasty....its a danger zone!!

(But bring your stroller if your smart
Cause then you have a "shopping cart")

Then go to bed early and get lots of rest
...think you have patience? Well, Fridays the test!

When your alarm goes off, and you think your in hell
Just remember.....its all about the SALE!!

Jump in your car, let the games begin
If you have lots of money...your guaranteed to win!!
Hey! If your broke...don't worry! Grab the credit card
"90 days same as cash".....yeah right! RETARD!

My favorite one is "no interest 'til 2020!"
C'mon folks...they just want your money!!

But how you shop is up to you
I'm just here to share some clues!

Friday night when your back from the stores
You can take off your shoes....and count your sores!!
Your day isn't over! Gotta empty your trunk
At least you paid low prices for your new junk!

From the car to the closet....hope you get it to fit!!
If not....your guilty of buying too much shit!!

You feel satisfied...a new woman NO FEARS!
You conquered the biggest shopping day of the year!!
As for me...I'll stay home and do my shopping online!!
Cause if I shopped on Friday....I would commit a crime!

For each their own....if you like it, that's cool!
But if you ask me....your a daring FOOL!!

Good Luck! Drive Safe! Oh and...Happy Parking!

Click These Links To Search For BEST Deals!

Black Friday News
Black Friday Info
Black Friday Deals

Check For Additional Coupons

DealTalker
CouponWeb
CouponChief

ALWAYS a good idea to read consumer reviews before making BIG purchases!!

My FAV!! epinions
Consumer Research
Consumer Reviews