~Black Friday~

I have a few links to help you prepare
For the craziest shopping day of the year!
So take a minute before you go
Cause there is a few things you need to know!!

First make a list of items to buy
Don't leave without a plan....you just might die!

Second, make arrangements and leave the kids home
People get nasty....its a danger zone!!

(But bring your stroller if your smart
Cause then you have a "shopping cart")

Then go to bed early and get lots of rest
...think you have patience? Well, Fridays the test!

When your alarm goes off, and you think your in hell
Just remember.....its all about the SALE!!

Jump in your car, let the games begin
If you have lots of money...your guaranteed to win!!
Hey! If your broke...don't worry! Grab the credit card
"90 days same as cash".....yeah right! RETARD!

My favorite one is "no interest 'til 2020!"
C'mon folks...they just want your money!!

But how you shop is up to you
I'm just here to share some clues!

Friday night when your back from the stores
You can take off your shoes....and count your sores!!
Your day isn't over! Gotta empty your trunk
At least you paid low prices for your new junk!

From the car to the closet....hope you get it to fit!!
If not....your guilty of buying too much shit!!

You feel satisfied...a new woman NO FEARS!
You conquered the biggest shopping day of the year!!
As for me...I'll stay home and do my shopping online!!
Cause if I shopped on Friday....I would commit a crime!

For each their own....if you like it, that's cool!
But if you ask me....your a daring FOOL!!

Good Luck! Drive Safe! Oh and...Happy Parking!

Click These Links To Search For BEST Deals!

Black Friday News
Black Friday Info
Black Friday Deals

Check For Additional Coupons

DealTalker
CouponWeb
CouponChief

ALWAYS a good idea to read consumer reviews before making BIG purchases!!

My FAV!! epinions
Consumer Research
Consumer Reviews

Wow! It's Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving is here
Its time to eat.
Homemade ravioli's
Are the greatest treat!

Dinner time
is some funny shit!
Karen starts to stress
Cause she thinks we won't fit!!

But we figure it out,
Like we do every year!
Enough food, enough room
There is nothing to fear!

So we eat and laugh
And eat some more!
Until we all are ready
To roll out the door!

I am thankful
For so many things,
My family, the memories
And the joy holidays bring!

Happy Thanksgiving!

How Did I Miss This.....

I've heard that SouthCenter/Westfield Mall is making changes...but I had NO idea it was happening so soon!! Good thing Katie is on top of things!!

Besides the parking area being a complete mess, and the recently added (now open) parking garage attached to JC Pennys....

11 days ago they OPENED a CheeseCake Factory!!! Pretty sure they built it in 48 hours cause I swear I was just there and I never noticed it...but who cares! The important thing is.....its OPEN!! Did I mention they have CURB-SIDE PICK-UP....and only 5 mins from my work!! Oh lord!!

Click picture if your daring enough to visit their website...

WARNING!! Website might cause uncontrollable drool, instant feeling of starvation and cramping in the stomach area caused by photo-induced hunger!!

HA!HA! I just had to share the good news!

Is this place safe....

Sometimes I click the Police Blotter link from Katie's page and I just crack up so I wanted to share my thoughts!!

Police Blotter (Ellensburg Area)

Police report
The following are some of the calls received by Kittcom from Nov. 1-2.

A Park Place residence was reportedly egged.
--Is this illegal? What charge would it be...."EGGravated Assult"?

A subject reportedly damaged a fence at a Water Street residence.
--Is this a police issue?

An elk head and tag were reported stolen from Pumphouse Hill Road in Cle Elum.
--Thats just gross and wrong!

A truck was reportedly driving under the speed limit on Water Street, forcing other drivers to illegally pass.
--If this road was on the way to 4-corners Safeway...it would be a good possibility that it was CAR-CAR!

A vehicle’s tire reportedly had four holes poked in it on Berry Road.
--Well hell! I had two nails in my tire...good thing it didn't happen on Berry Road, they would've had to call the SPECIAL CRIME UNIT!

Suspected burglars reportedly used the toilet and soiled the carpet after breaking into a state Route 903 residence in Ronald.
--Now thats "shitty"!

A truck was allegedly rear-ended by another vehicle on Mountain View Avenue.
--Was this in connection with the "slow moving" incident mentioned above?

A male subject was reportedly sending threatening e-mails to his ex-girlfriend.
--OH SHIT!!! People call the cops about this? GOOD TO KNOW!

A deer was allegedly struck on Riverbottom Road and was blocking the roadway.
-- "Allegedly"... was the damn thing hit or not?

A Ruby Street residence’s door had reportedly been open for about seven hours.
--SO.....close it!!

Fire calls
The following are some of the calls responded to by fire and ambulance crews from Nov. 1-2.

A 67-year-old woman complained of abnormal breathing in Ellensburg.
A 22-year-old man reported chest pain on 11th Avenue.
A 12-year-old boy said he had chest pains on First Avenue.
A 47-year-old woman reported chest pain on Canyon Road.
Graham Road residents said neighbors had been burning for the past week and excessive smoke lingered.

--OKAY......I got this!! The 3 breathing/chest issues were reported by neighbors on Graham Road!!

HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!