Ok, imagine this...
Sitting around the fire, drinking a few beers, laughing and telling stories~
......did I mention it was DARK and we were in the WOODS......
So, there I sat so innocently...
I hear something causing noise behind me....
...getting closer - QUICK!! (and NO it wasn't a bug or a squirrel!)
As I turn around I realize "IT" is now snorting and moaning!!! (intensely!)
Next thing I remember is focusing on an inflamed NOSTRIL (big as a head!)
And an EYEBALL....
At this point, I SCREAM (about 6 times!)
I have no idea WHAT is going to eat me....I just know I'm DEAD!!
...you think its hard to get your ass out of a camping chair under normal circumstances....imagine when you are fearing for your 'effing LIFE...
I grab the closest thing next to me, hoping that it would assist me in my "ejection efforts"...
...which I later realized was Carleena, so I tried playing it off like I was trying to "save" her too!!
Anyway.... I know all of you are "biting at the bit" and wondering what type of crazy animals are running around the woods of Lake Easton.....
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WARNING!! This is NOT for the squeamish.....
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WHO IN THE HELL LET KAYLA BRING FRIENDS
AND WHO IN THE HELL BRINGS A HORSE HEAD CAMPING???
I know what your thinking.......and NO it wasn't funny!! Well I didn't think it was but after analyzing the photo....it looks as though DENA thought it was!!
